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Tom Clancy's Penis

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006
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Clancy Hyde

A one of a kind man who will always be there for you and stand up for what is right even if it doesn’t benefit him.

While sometimes timid and not the largest of their kind these men certainly make up for it with their strong will and compassion for those they love.

Usually identifiable by their big blue eyes with large eyelashes and neatly kept thick haircut that blinds most by its majesty and cripples some men with jealousy towards its sheer beauty leading them to lash out in severe childish outbursts which leave all third party spectators amused at their foolishness.
All the boys here are fine looking but they’re lacking that Clancy Hyde factor.
by Trent>James November 26, 2022
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Clancy

Clancy is a beautiful girl who has the best sense of humor and the cutest laugh in the world. She's someone who remembers all the little things that you like and don't like and no matter what happens she'll make you feel better in every situation. Clancy is so loyal and never fails to surprise you with cute gifts and calls and she's so creative. Her heart is huge and she's too nice to everyone. she has a loud mouth and likes to chat shit but its badass and everyone respects her. Clancy is a perfect girl who everyone likes and some people like her a little too much.
Clancy might be the best girl i've ever met.
OMG clancy texted you?!
by swagadiddy October 28, 2018
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Clancy

A 'Clancy' is a teenage boy, aged from 12 to 16 who is namely fridgit and afraid to get with his girlfriend, let alone touch a girl. He doesnt want to hold her hand, kiss her, hook up with her or Make out because he is worried he'll be doing the wrong thing. The bets way to overcome a clancy is to talk to him about emotions and make him relax.
Girl 1: im so angry1
girl 2: why?
girl 1: my new bf is a clancy
girl 2: ZOMG YOU HAVE TO DUMP HIM
girl 1: i know -sigh_
by rickrollaers October 19, 2011
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Tom Clancy

1. Most commonly referring to/of the series of multimedia (books, games, etc) written or endorsed by famous novelist Tom Clancy (Marine!, Rainbow Six).

2. May also be an action similar to one displayed by his books' characters.
1. Rainbow Six is a great game to play online or with your friends!

2. "Yeah dude, that girl was so crazy, I had to Tom Clancy out of the window before she came back!"
by ScoutingRainbow October 6, 2012
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Clancy

Clancys are intense. They'll rock your world like no other man. They are also extremely intelligent and will blow your mind with some of the skills they've mastered. They are charismatic when they want to be. They work hard even while seemingly lost, but always end up on top of the game in the end. They are outspoken and blunt, honest and crass. They can be rude and boisterous. They have beautiful eyes that betray the sweetness within. Their hair is pleasure to run fingers through. They are intensely passionate, driven, and alpha. They are strong, tall, and handsome. They are also mischievous and use their intelligence to mess with your head, sometimes just out of pure boredom. If you aren't nuts they can drive you nuts, if you are they can make you even more nuts.

As a friend they are indispensable, helpful, and loyal so long as you help them out at times. As a lover you'll wish you could keep them always.
"How in the world does someone even do that? How is that even possible?"

"Clearly they are a Clancy."
by Random124963293 August 13, 2018
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Tactical Clancy Syndrome

After playing a tom clancy game for a long time you begin to act like a Navy Seal, call out tangos were there is nothing, and start yelling BANG, BANG, BANG!
After playing Rainbbow Six my tactical clancy syndrome began acting up and annoying the neighbors.
by The Real Tom Clancy August 3, 2008
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