Clamydious

when something is so ill, you start to wonder whether or not it's infected with chlamydia.

My brother is such a legend. He's so clamydious.

The skateboarder was so sick, the local kids started referring to him as a "clamydiosity"

by brunther February 28, 2023

Clamidity

The relative humidity of a woman's clam. Clam being the derogatory term for pussy.

Her pussy was wet. Her clamidity was high. It's a play on the word clam + humidity. s o c a l

by clamidity July 7, 2012

clamydia beard

Uncut and unwashed beard, usually worn by italian intellectuals. About 10 cm long and will probably still have the souveneirs of the berares first oral experience.

- "Oh, so he was one of those good looking italians?"
- "Well... he would have been if it wasn't for his clamydia beard..."

by satunge October 22, 2008

Clamydiitis

Fear of clamydia; fear of contracting clamydia; fear of burning urine; fear of prostitutes for the application of sexual intercourse; fear of clams in soup or chowder (clamydia soup) - wet clamydiitis.

Tom wouldn't fuck the skank because of his Clamydiitis.

by Jimmy McNeil December 11, 2003

clamydia

What you could get if you're not careful when you play around with bustdowns!

Shenequa gave Daiquon clamydia, so now he goes with LaWiesha

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Clamidity

A community of people who have the chlamydia all chillen like a villain.

Hey- Let’s head over to the Clamidity tonight for the gang bang!

by Trombomb March 6, 2021

Chlamydigy

An orgy where the main drug of choice is doxycycline

My friend said he was on antibiotics, so i invited him to my bi-weekly chlamydigy!

by Rdfh88 December 2, 2020