The average/failing/truant student's greatest enemy. No longer are your attendance and academic records only seen by your parents every six weeks. With Infinite Campus, your mother and father have instant access to your grades and attendance records. So if you have a 2.5 GPA and regularly skip bullshit classes, like me, you're fucked.
I got the whooping of my life last night when my dad saw that I got a 38% on my trigonometry test.
Fuck you Infinite Campus.
Fuck you Infinite Campus.
by gimmedatsammich March 9, 2011
Get the Infinite Campus mug.A drug dealer, usually in this case a student at a college or university that is dealing in addition to their studies. However a Chemist on campus may not necessarily be a student, possibly just someone who hangs around targeting students.
Person A : 'Hey bro do you know if there is a chemist on campus? I need to reimburse my supply as I got high last night with my cat and used up all my skunk'
Person B : 'I think that Johnny from our algebra class is, you should go and ask him'
Person B : 'I think that Johnny from our algebra class is, you should go and ask him'
by BH598 July 13, 2012
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A guy in college with connections. The Big Man on Campus (or BMOC) knows people. He's privy to the locations of the best parties, the coolest hangout spots, and the loosest women. The term isn't used as much anymore due to the advent of internet social networking, allowing everyone to "know people"; but still, being a BMOC takes skill in real-world networking. BMOC's aren't always douchebags, but may have a slightly more inflated ego than most.
BMOC: "Ok, guys, I got us all invited to this sorority party tonight, and I know a liquor store we can stop at that doesn't card."
Other guy: "Whoa, check out the Big Man on Campus! Awesome, dude!"
Other guy: "Whoa, check out the Big Man on Campus! Awesome, dude!"
by AR-558 March 16, 2013
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Get the Mackellar girls campus mug.One who travels to a university not belonging to their own with the sole purpose of finding parties and getting drunk. This person travels to other universities most likely because their own college parties suck or they're not even going to college because they fucked up in high school.
Person 1: "Hey man, there's a Campus Gypsy outside that says he knows you"
Person 2: "Fuck that kid, he stole all my beer last week."
Person 2: "Fuck that kid, he stole all my beer last week."
by TitsForHarambe August 12, 2016
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1.)Be racist.
2.)Talk smack about frats and "GDIs"
3.)Call out the most recent person to piss them off.
4.)Read it because they have nothing better to do.
1.)Be racist.
2.)Talk smack about frats and "GDIs"
3.)Call out the most recent person to piss them off.
4.)Read it because they have nothing better to do.
Christopher: Hey Wuchin did you see that new post I made about the African American in our class on Juicy Campus?
Wuchin: Oh no, let me check.
*five minutes later*
Wow, I'm SO not friends with you anymore. I can't believe how racist you are!
Christopher: Sorry! It was only a joke.. I would never say that to his face.
Wuchin: Exactly.
Wuchin: Oh no, let me check.
*five minutes later*
Wow, I'm SO not friends with you anymore. I can't believe how racist you are!
Christopher: Sorry! It was only a joke.. I would never say that to his face.
Wuchin: Exactly.
by TameGamer December 9, 2008
Get the juicy campus mug.A word described in a complete shutdown on a player by the defender in basketball. Often used as trashtalk when the defense forces a player to pass the ball or to get it out of bounds.
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