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the clamper

When you tell someone your not going to cum in their mouth...you then put them in a head lock and clamp it down...THE CLAMPER
I told cheryl I won't come in her mouth...wrong, THE CLAMPER!
by Miangmiang June 21, 2016
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Camperly

Similar to being neighborly but in a camping setting
our neighbors offered to help us set up our tent in good-camperly fashion
by k@thyl& May 27, 2017
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Tennessee turtle turd clamper

It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp
Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off
by Tennessee dh November 8, 2021
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tuna clamper

the clamping of the vagina due to too much licking of the vagina after it has gone through a menstrual bleed and ejaculation.
dude after we fucked she had a tuna clamper cause that beezy was duuuuuuuurty!
by ellomate1234567891 February 27, 2011
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Clamper

An Anglo-American citizen of Oakland, California with ancestral roots in the American states affected most deeply by the "dust bowl" of the 1930's, i.e. Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas...
"Shi' mang, I was tring to get into the Stork Club las' night and the Clampers were givin' me hella grief at the doo'..."
by LeRoy January 23, 2004
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clampers

Homosexuals who hit on girls, boys and women and straight men.
I Was hit on by queers for 40 years and then they ripped babies from me, even when I cried they still abused me, then my kids, then my straight boyfriends, they were nothing but clampers.
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Clamper

A girl that schemes and takes advantage of you
She knew she didn't bring her wallet to pay for this but she told me she forgot it and made me pay for it. She's a clamper.
by TrillaCaleb September 4, 2015
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