clam chowder

Clam chowder is the most common soup that guys will jizz into so females will gobble up their semen.

(phone conversation) Yo man you gots to be heading over hur fosho dawg, I just shot this considerable size load into my gurls clam chowder. If you come over in time you could watch her gobble it up. ooooh, I'm already getting aroused just thinking about it. HAHAHAHAHA that stupid bitch won't even realize that she is eating my semen. This is a good joke, some might even say rich. Oh man I just tinkled a little bit thinking of how funny this is, I swear she is a fucking tard.

by the st3 October 17, 2005

Clam Chowder

When you vomit into a Vagina

My friend was hungry so I gave him some of wife's clam chowder

by 4jerksandasquirt May 4, 2017

clam chowder

Phrase used to indicate when a person is behind in a conversation between several people, and repeats something that has already been said without realizing it.

A: Hey, let's check out the show at the Riv.

B: Clam chowder! I just said that!

by Nicodraxus July 5, 2006

clam chowder

u got a girls clam right. ok now theres a bunch of all dried up jizz on this clam, that the girl didnt bother cleaning up. thats the chowder.

Man, jess had some sick nasty clam chowder goin on. u could see it when she wore that mini skirt.

by guy mann-dude March 26, 2009

Clam Chowder

The act of a man giving a girl a cream pie and then having her queef it on to his chest or face

Jim thought it would be funny to give Brittani a cream pie, Jim didn't think it was funny when she gave him clam chowder all over his chest.

by Jimbob23 July 1, 2009

Clam Chowder

When a male projectile vomits into a woman's vagina, and said woman then proceeds to close her legs. Thus, creating a clam chowder.

He refused to have sex with his girlfriend after he unleashed the clam chowder into her vagina.

by Big2nuh May 26, 2010

clam chowder

Term describing cheese like funk found about the labia (pussy lips) and vulva (pussy) of a chick a.k.a. campbell crotch... not mm mm good...

I was about to lick that shit until I saw she had a bad case of clam chowder.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003