Clam Bake

A setting or event where the number of woman is overly concentrated resulting in general catty or bitchy behavior. The exact opposite of a Sausage Festival.

They need to hire some dudes on the sales team; it's a clam bake over there with all that gossiping.

by fair_claire April 27, 2010

Clam Bake

When some seafood smelling women go naked in a sauna it smells like a clam bake

Hey Mark check out that clam bake!

by darth vemtor June 23, 2016

Clam Bake

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.

female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.

by Leatherneck65 October 8, 2012

Clam Bake

1. When a male takes a multiple females into a hot tub.

2. When a male attempts to hang out with a large group of females, particularly avoiding a group of males to do so. Also known as a shanghai artist.

1. "Matt invited a bunch of girls to a clam bake at his house on Friday".

2. "Brian did not want to go to poker-night so he could clam bake his friends' wives".

by TheInfinitySaga July 6, 2012

Clam Bake

See Dutch Oven and Queef. Similar to the Dutch oven however it can only be done by a woman. The woman queefs under the covers and pulls them over her bedmate's head to keep them trapped in the stink.

Did you see my youtube video of me doing a crazy Clam Bake my boyfriend? For some reason he is no longer returning my phone calls....

by Mr. Jinchao September 21, 2010

Clam Bake

The act of a group of people getting together, usually equal number of guys and girls, and then having the girls 'clam slam' the boys in rotating succession. Not unlike an orgy.

"Man, that clam bake was so wild last night!"
"I know! Cindie slammed me so hard! Twice!"

by Logan Joshua Dylan Kralik February 8, 2009

Clam Bake

The art of two (or more) women rubbing their lower genetalia together. Their "clams" get so hot, there have multiple orgasms. This becomes the "bake".

Lynn: Last night, I had Jo and Flo over the house for a clam bake.

Syd: How was it?

Lynn: Everyone was satisfied. Can't you tell by the smile on my face?

by V J January 5, 2006