citation needed

Wikipedianese for 'bullshit'.

Jade Goody's death triggered an outpouring of grief across the United Kingdom citation needed

by Lord Grimcock February 7, 2010

cwtateapsotwrn

Can we talk about the economic and political state of the world right now

Jaden smith asked, “cwtateapsotwrn”.

by avosiee April 22, 2022

Ricer Citation

A fake citation put on the windshield of ricers.

note: there are different version of the ricer citation.

"You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you."

Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

"The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance"

_Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust -----------------

-Sounds like a weed-eater on crack -----------------
-Is big enough to smuggle watermelons
-Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank

_Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

-Improperly/poorly installed-------------
-Doesn't match paint job---------

_Less than desirable paint job---------

-Notation color that shouldn't exist-----------
-Primer/bad paint job in general-------------------

_Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

-Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car----------
-Is on a front wheel drive vehicle--------------

_Lowered to the point of stupidity-------------

-By cutting the springs-----------
-Without the use of a camber correction kit-----

_Incorrect badging:--------- ----

-VTEC badges on a car not so equipped---------
-Type-R badges on a car not s equipped-----
-Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______

_Stickers for parts not actually on the car-------

-NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

_Miscellaneous---------------------- - --

"Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste."

Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - -

Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet

Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping

Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra

Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____

Joe: Look at the fucking ricer in that parking lot.

Dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation.

Joe: Good Idea!

by 2006_Mustang_GT September 11, 2006

Citation Needed

A disclaimer for any time you quote something from Wikipedia as fact. Acknowledges that it isn't the world's most "reliable" source, but it's still good enough for you to use.

Drew: I heard the old Red Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers is gay, citation needed.

Cody: Yeah, I heard that elephant populations have tripled in three years, citation needed.

by SIRdroosef May 22, 2009

Shaded Citadel

Horror games in a nutshell, there's dark creepy rooms, SPIDERS, and the total lack of anything that's not monstrous.
wait you have spider phobia? too bad, you should just put down your game and never play it again, or let someone else play it for you

Shaded Citadel

by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021

citation needed

One of the Wikipedia's most used phrases. Means that the wikipedian who wrote something before it, could be putting his/her own point of view or even lying.

Mourinho is going to be a manager for England national soccer team. (citation needed)

by abdullais4u January 4, 2008

Cessna Citation X

The Cessna Citation X is the fastest flying commercial business jet. At the cost of just 22 million USD, one can plant their butt at 35,000 feet and fly at Mach .92 (About 700mph). 2 crew, 8-12 passengers with a jump seat, and mid to long-ranged. You're lucky to ride in one of these jets.

Hey man, you ever ridden in a Cessna Citation X?

Nah man, I had to settle for that wimpy III...

by Oobio August 17, 2011