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Cinnaminson

One of the most boring places on Earth. To have any fun you must travel to the next town. However, luckily we are right across the river from Phildelphia so South Street is a regular hangout. If you wanna spend your Friday and Saturday night hanging out in Mcdonalds parking lot then this is definetly your heaven. Harassing of Friendly's waitresses is something that MUST be done when you are either high or drunk (I should know I work there) The high school is know as Heroin High and considering our close proximity to Camden its easy to understand why. All C-town kids understand that a trip to the local diner at 3am is not something out of the ordinary, but yet again that is the MOST exciting thing to do in this town.
the typical C-Town night

Kid 1: What ya wanna do?
Kid 2: I dunno what you wanna do?
Kid 1: I dunno...
...........4 hours later
Kid 1: so...what ya wanna do?
Kid 2: diner?
Kid 1: ....k
by lil' pizzel April 25, 2005
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Cinnaminson

Syn.: Cinn-City or Cin-City
Noun: Cinnaminson is a small suburban town in South Jersey, about 10 miles from Philadelphia. Rather quiet, as there isn't much to do. Known for the motels along Route 130, the strip mall along said highway, its high school, and its diners. Once you come here, you don't leave.
Pros: Rita's, Friendly's, Stone Harbor, quiet, lulling atmosphere, and proximity to Philly/South Street
Cons: Heroin High (CHS), Friendly's, the utter boredom of having nothing to do, and constantly being in the shadow of Moorestown.
No one has ever really heard of Cinnaminson, we kind of fly under the radar here. And if they have heard of us, they think we're all druggies.
"Only the cool kids call it Club Wood-- the others just avoid it so as not to be caught high." ~Anonymous resident of Cinnaminson
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1.)The birthplace of sodomy.

2.)Most notable resident is Valerie Sgro.

3.)Mostly known for crappy motels, closed down gas stations, and the main two drugs are pot and steroids. If your not doing one of those, you probably are in the wrong town.

4.)Brother's Pizza is good, but don't get a pepperoni pie, the grease seeps into the underbelly of the crust.
Cinn-City-Citizen #1: Hey man how do i get from your house from here?
Cinn-City-Citizen #2: You just go down 130, turn at the abandoned gas station, pass the shitty motel, and you're there. If you pass the group of three abandoned gas stations, you've gone too far.
Cinn-City-Citizen #1: Ah fuck, there's no streetlights in Cinnaminson, I'm just gonna get some Brother's.
by Milton Street '08 October 3, 2007
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a town were all we do is have sex or make forplay with our best friends. its a town where everyones referred as butthole onions and the *cccjkklms* aka the smut bubble are the hottest group of girls around and the girls a grade younger then us are sluts. who wants to go to sev and have kayle shoeys grandpa ring up our shit. we love anal sex around here, its the hot shit mother fucker. in cinnaminson we ask our sex ed teachers why there is hair on that butthole. punchy and bean are the coolest hoes around...heyy yoooo!!!
i was walking around cinnaminson one day and i feel really hard on my dick and it hurt like hell so i got up and was like maybe i'll stop at brothers for a piece of pizza from toney, then after that i'm gonna go to camden and get drugs with my mom, cause we smoke and get with moms and dads and brothers and sisters, and pimped out grandmas...who wants to fuck cause i kno i do!!
by cumbo March 7, 2005
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Cinnaminson: Noun:
1. A town in south jersey, close to Philadelphia, PA, moorestown, delran, and pennsauken
2:Hell
3:Most youth in cinnaminson are crazy, they would kill you for a single penny. If you are ever forced to travel through this backwards town, lock your doors and role up your windows.
Most of the youth roam the streets in packs, congregating at "club wood", Friendlys, the "shiny diney" or wherever drugs can be found.
4:cinnaminson high school, AKA the refuse pit, AKA heroine high Known for it's drug infested student body, Asshole faculty, retarted principle, scary scary seniors and stupid freshman.
I needed to buy some pot, so i decide to go to camden, on my way i got lost and ended up in cinnaminson, I was very frightened at first, and i thought i was going to die. I stopped at a park to ask some kids for directions, and they growled at me... i drove away fast. I ended up getting my pot anyway...
by Lnm April 30, 2006
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This is rock bottom. In a town full of dirt and trash, the place looks like iraq but worse. The people in cinnaminson are the weirdest people youll ever see in your life. Cases of cross-dressing, crackheads, and rape have been reported several times. The only thing to do in this town is walk to wawa get a coke and go home. The high school consists of morons and whores who fuck all the morons. Theres not a tad bit of intelligence in the whole town so dont expect a good conversation when out and about. Every single kid resorts to marijuana and alcohol and its likely that under 2% of the students will leave the state.
average cinnaminson day:
Person 1: Hey, im bored, where should we go?
Person 2: wawa.
Person 1: what then?
Person 2: get high
Person 3: i hate my life.
by Not_trying_to_get_fucked_up22 December 21, 2008
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A very small, somewhat quaint school where the following run rampant:

*Friend-making
*Prayer
*Bible Classes
*Prostitution
*Cheap heroin
*Incest
"I go to Cinnaminson high school to do some drugs and make friends with the bible club at the same time."
by Cinnamon Son February 15, 2005
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