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Cigarette Beard

Achieving this attractive facial feature is usually only acquired by some of the most loathsome trailer trash the world has ever seen. Having a large grouping of cigarette burns around the facial hair area due to the smoker falling asleep while smoking laying down and causing severe burns in the shape of a beard and mustache after many painful years of waking up to find yet another burn for the beard..Many styles are known to exist.
Hillbilly Bob fell asleep that night with yet another cigarette in his mouth.The hum of the exhaust fan drown out his screams when he awoke to the smell of burning flesh and nicotine in the air..Luckily for him the burn filled in a spot in his hard earned cigarette beard.
by ogdemigod May 3, 2013
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Cigarette Position

Your partner lays down and you light their ass hairs on fire and inhale from their mouth
Broski me and Mrs.Martinez did cigarette position finally it was fire
by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 4, 2020
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Trudeau cigarette

The type of cigarettes we will all be smoking in Canada once Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his Nice Hair officially make marijuana legal.
Hey man I'm just stepping out for a toke break, can I bum a Trudeau cigarette off you?
by thecaptainofmotorboating January 7, 2016
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cigarette bitch

One who bums cigarettes instead of buying their own.
John: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Peter: You gonna give me a blowjob for it?
You cigarette bitch!
by Bominog December 17, 2004
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Cigarection

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.
"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"
by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013
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Laramie Cigarettes

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.
"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"
by ClassicRockSovereign October 22, 2009
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cigarette daydream

A daydream that last the length of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.
I had a cigarette daydream I left this town behind.
by iampandora May 14, 2015
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