Cigar

A breath freshener for someone who eats shit

DJ Eats so much shit he smokes cigars to make his breath smell better

by Fuck your feelings April 29, 2019

Cigar

1. The object niggas use to look cool
2. A finished lollipop that has smoke coming out on the other end
3. The ultimate object that puts you on trigger
4. The object people need to suicide
5. The No1 thing people waste their money on

Chad: Guess what, people vape now

Joe: Really?
Chad: Yeah, bust me a cigar, I ran out
Joe: Nah mine is gone too man
They see a vape on the floor
Chad: MINE
Joe: MINE
Joe wins because he just smoked a cigar. He is on crack.

by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023

Cigar

The most badass manliest instrument a person can smoke or something to do when you got an hour to kill. It gets you buzzed and lightheaded.
Also can be a huge crap you took after a night of drinking.

The cigar shit I had last night while smoking a cigar was the size fricken the size of a Churchill!

by ABI January 12, 2009

Cigar

The term for a posh homosexual
Often male

"Ethan is a cigar"

by Emsie2442 October 23, 2019

cigar

What cigarette smokers don't know they're missing. Try Phillies Titan cigars.

mmmmmmm, cigar, tastes like candy

by SLAYtanic February 13, 2005

Cigar

it is a smoking product that some people can mistake for a penis.

"sometimes a cigar is a cigar, yeah and sometimes its a big brown dick!" -George Carlin

by my foot= in your ass July 25, 2008

Cigar

One who thinks the more smoke he filled the hut with the more fish he will catch, when icefishing.

John is being such a cigar today, and it's actually working for a change.

by Whisperer January 27, 2009