going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

cedar water

Water in lakes and streams in the NJ pine barrens has a brown hue that is reminiscent of iced tea. This is due to a combination of naturally occurring iron in the soil plus the tannic acids from cedar trees. Ignore the other poster's ideas that it is poopy or more likely to harbor zombie fish, or whatever. Some of these places are very pleasant to swim in.

hear i am swiming in the cedar water of lake parvin

by nipsey russell August 7, 2013

cider spiders

the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.

(calling who you were with the night before)

"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"

by polecat1982 August 25, 2007

Cigarette Abuse

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.

"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray

by JCY60! December 8, 2013

Flesh Cigar

A penis.

There was an article in the New York Post that claimed Fidel Castro gave the ol' flesh cigar to 35 000 women.

by SafeHouse October 12, 2010

cigarette destructor

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.

Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!

by Telephony February 21, 2013

Buying Cigarettes

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018