Churchead

Bible Bashing Simpleton

(Carfull of teens drivepast an old man heading towards a church, carrying a bible)

Teen - 'CHURCHEAD!!!!!!!!

(old man is hurt slightly inside)

by samgoody January 10, 2010

churchgasam

When you are so full of the Holy Spirit you let out a loud OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JESUS!!!!

While in Church I had a huge ChurchGasam!!! OOOOO JEEESSSUUUSSS!!! I was filled with the Holy Spirit!!!

by SlaveDeb January 9, 2017

churclate

Another way of saying chocolate.

Person 1: I WANT SOME CHURCLATE!
Person 2: You mean chocolate?
Person 1: YOU HEARD ME.

by N@y June 6, 2011

churchland

Ah ghetto ass place in portsmouth va full of hoes and cheaters They full of STDS even in middle school fuck mrs figgs big ass too

Oh they go to churchland i know they ran through

by fuckyouandyomama June 26, 2022

Churchist

A type of Christian who pays less respect (however minimal or marginal) to non-church-goers. Note now the hyprocrisy that a Churchist does not necessarily have to go to church themselves - but will always say "I'd go if I had the time" in order to deter the whiplash effect of their bias.

The belief in Churchism.

"It's Churchists like him that give religion a bad name."
and
"I used to be a Churchist."

by CollectiveFury September 17, 2008

Churchgasm

When someone falls to the ground during church and begins writhing on the floor in ecstasy. Known in Christian churchs as"Slain in the Spirit." and Hindu as "Kundalini"

The Pastor started screaming into the mic, and three girls fell to the ground and began having a churchgasm.

by pastor smooth April 16, 2010

churchmate

1. A companion or associate in one's church
2. A churchian serving in the same church as another
3. A fellow churchian

"Hey, churchmate!"

by timlight July 16, 2009