church

The best cure for insomnia.

Can't sleep? Go to church.

by The Bad Guy February 4, 2007

Church

Another word for prison

The other day I got sentenced to every Sunday at church until I move out of my parents house

by Kidswillbekids May 8, 2019

Church

To agree with when someone speaks the truth. Can be used in place of word.

"Man, work freaking BLOWS!"
-"Church"

by Dtmoore19 January 16, 2008

Church's

A chicken place started in Atlanta, Georgia. Very enjoying, has tasty biscuits, cole slaw, mashed potatoes and gravy, and other tasty sides. Like Popeyes, it is also known as nigga chicken.

Church's is better than Chick-Fil-A and K.F.C., but it's also tied along with Popeye's chicken in my opinion.

by frodaddy February 14, 2005

church

Church accaully means a group of people that follow god.

Jesus never mentioned the church as a building in the bible.

"Man I love the church, they've helped me out heaps!"

"Yeah, the church is helping out the homeless people this week"

by soulio July 15, 2005

Church

Church is a fictitious and enviable character in the online series, 'Red vs Blue'. A self serving and crass individual.

Church: "No...I..I'm not gonna make it, Tucker, there's something I need to tell you"
Tucker: "What is it, Church?"
Church: "I just wanted you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most"
Tucker: "Yeah, I know you did, now hurry up and die you prick"

by mayej April 3, 2009

Church

When one rams his two hands in the shape of someone praying up someone else's Gluteus Maximus.

Person 1: *distraction* Hey, how are you?
Victim: I'm good, you?
Person 2: *churches*
Victim: Oh my God you were inside of my rectum!

by Jilliam Whon November 1, 2016