A religious fanatic, usually Christian, but not in the suicidal way. Likely to be idiotic and/or ignorant. Possibly dropped on head several times as a child.
by Ransom June 18, 2003
a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer
Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle
by tom December 04, 2004
A really good nickname for someone with the last name 'Church.' I mean, really good.
You can also spell it 'Churchie.'
You can also spell it 'Churchie.'
"Hey Churchy, get over here"
by Emily Church May 08, 2007
n. sometimes pejorative — a member of the Church of Scientology, usually but not always used by Freezone Scientologists/Independent Scientologists/“protestant” Scientologists (Scientologists outside of and opposed to The Church), and used often in the context of differentiating CofS members from Freezoners.
adj1. of or relating to Church of Scientology members.
adj2. relating to culty behavior and/or brainwashing, especially in the context of or comparative to the modern Church of Scientology.
Synonym: Squirrel
Antonym: Freezoner
adj1. of or relating to Church of Scientology members.
adj2. relating to culty behavior and/or brainwashing, especially in the context of or comparative to the modern Church of Scientology.
Synonym: Squirrel
Antonym: Freezoner
N. “That Sea Org guy said David Miscavige was a better man than Martin Luther King Jr.! He even got offended that someone would have the gall to ‘compare a great man like David Miscavige to Martin Luther King.’ So fucked up but that’s Churchies for ya.”
Adj1. “You hear they’ve been using Uber drivers as recruiters? That’s some on-brand Churchie shenanigans right there.”
Adj2. "Those alt-right cultists sure love their arbitrary rules and being cucked by a dominant male leader. Churchie style koolaid really is prevalent in the world rn, even in our scene sometimes. As above so below I guess...”
Adj1. “You hear they’ve been using Uber drivers as recruiters? That’s some on-brand Churchie shenanigans right there.”
Adj2. "Those alt-right cultists sure love their arbitrary rules and being cucked by a dominant male leader. Churchie style koolaid really is prevalent in the world rn, even in our scene sometimes. As above so below I guess...”
by Kanye MEST September 23, 2020
Church = Donation = Coins.
Churchie = Person with lots of coins, not cash.
Kids in school yard sometimes call others who have heaps of coins, a "Churchie", and ask for some coins. (Like a donation)
Churchie = Person with lots of coins, not cash.
Kids in school yard sometimes call others who have heaps of coins, a "Churchie", and ask for some coins. (Like a donation)
Question: How much money have you got?
Reply: $15, but it's all in change.
Reply 2: Oh, you freekin' 'Churchie!'... Give me some!
Reply: $15, but it's all in change.
Reply 2: Oh, you freekin' 'Churchie!'... Give me some!
by PauL M. (Vic, Australia) April 18, 2005
A guy who wears short shorts, singlet tops, black socks, vans. Has a passionate love for wearing snap backs and rosary beads. LOVES GIRLS WHO WEAR SNAP BACKS! Is often seen with one leg up on a chair/bench/anything they can find. Usually has there hands down their pants/around their crotch.
Is normally ridiculously good looking with sexy hair.
Is hated by dickies boys (faggots who wear the brand dickies or unit), only cos they shit all over them and get with the hottest chicks.
The first churchies originated from the church schools such as lochinvar (St Joey's) and St Peters. Thats why they usually wear a cross necklace (rosary beads)
Is normally ridiculously good looking with sexy hair.
Is hated by dickies boys (faggots who wear the brand dickies or unit), only cos they shit all over them and get with the hottest chicks.
The first churchies originated from the church schools such as lochinvar (St Joey's) and St Peters. Thats why they usually wear a cross necklace (rosary beads)
by erin jess October 07, 2011
The new British five pound notes that are fly as fuck. Churchill is on those bad boys, hence Churchies. "We shall fight on the beaches", because we literally do not give a fuck.
by radio perfection November 13, 2016