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Home Churched

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.
Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.
by sfoxe May 24, 2009
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Churchead

(Carfull of teens drivepast an old man heading towards a church, carrying a bible)

Teen - 'CHURCHEAD!!!!!!!!

(old man is hurt slightly inside)
by samgoody January 10, 2010
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Churchrat

A ghetto-dwelling or ghetto-acting african-american female who goes to a church. She also claims she loves jesus and god. However, the female still retains the hoodrat mentality. Stank attitude, bad weave, still putting out babies by different fathers, etc. She is still a textbook hoodrat, she just goes to church now.
Damn, look at that churchrat. She tells me I need jesus, but she had sex with my boy doggystyle last week!!!!

My girl just turned into a churchrat. She still a hoodrat, but now she goes to church on sunday.
by Robzilla06 December 22, 2008
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Chuchería

A synonym for candy.
"Deja de comer tantas chucherías que te vas a poner malo."
"Voy a la tienda a por chucherías."
by hilde25 April 10, 2015
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chucher

a group of unintelligent cannibals that engage in the mugging of DEVIOUS humans who reside in the forest. They have different breeds, red, black, blue and ALBINO. the ALBINO chucher mugger possesses DEVIOUS strength
FUCK! there are chucher muggers over there! Harjas, help me!
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churchese

Words that are common within the church setting and are familiar to only those who attend church.
"Jim was speaking in churchese and I had no idea what he meant."
by Lin Coleson January 21, 2008
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chucher

a group of unintelligent cannibals who engage in the mugging of DEVIOUS humans.
FUCK! there are chucher muggers outside the house! hospital material girl!
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