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Home Churched

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.
Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.
by sfoxe May 24, 2009
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churchered

To have someone take you for granted, then extract some kind of currency, be it work, money, time or effort from you and then lie, cheat and act dishonestly to you and in some cases blame you for the problem.
what, he left owing you two grand for the work you did and changed his number? you've been totally Churchered.
by Benjamin Davies September 25, 2007
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Churchable

some thing you can do or say in church with out offending others
four guys are in a church
James: hey guys I have a joke ....
Ian: wait, is it churchable?
by Quack Quack X18 January 17, 2007
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Churcher

1. A large group of people , or familys straight from church and still dressed up. While you go to a restaurant to cure your hangover, possibly still drunk, they surround you on sunday mornings and Try to burn judgement into your soul.
Danny: Bro that guy and his wife just told their children don't grow up to be like those guys, then she stared and pointed at us

Crew: Fucking Churchers.
by The Crew RM December 4, 2011
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churchgasam

When you are so full of the Holy Spirit you let out a loud OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JESUS!!!!
While in Church I had a huge ChurchGasam!!! OOOOO JEEESSSUUUSSS!!! I was filled with the Holy Spirit!!!
by SlaveDeb January 9, 2017
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Chuched

When you leave your beer sitting while you go to the restroom and someone puts tequila in your beer... you got Chuched!
Last night I was kickin it at Chucho's and I got Chuched and missed my alarm for work!
by Mendoza112 December 23, 2017
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chunched

"man, i was chunched as f*** last night"
by lil laurzy February 25, 2010
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