Chumpslow

Describes a chump who walks way to slow. Can be used in place of “Slower than a dead turtle”.

Jordan is a chumpslow.

by John Roma July 6, 2019

cumslut

a female who enjoys sperm on her face

that kalindi is quite the cumslut!

by fagtronica May 29, 2007

Chumplet

a person, animal, or thing that is plump and cute... often used in reference to babies

Awww, that toad's a chumplet.

by LBE May 14, 2006

cumslut

A cumslut is one who always has to get cum both inside her and on her... lots of it... all the time. And even when she is not in the midst of getting cum on her, she is thinking about the previous times or planning future times. It is an obsession, but I think a healthy obsession for a cumslut wife.

Gemma, from passionwithinmarriage.blogspot.com, is a cumslut wife.

by GemmaPWM July 12, 2009

cumslut

loose woman or slut, especially one who likes ejaculatory fluid

That cumslut will suck like a Hoover, swallow, lick her lips, and turn 3 degrees counter-clockwise to suck off guy #37.

by Prp Guy April 23, 2006

cumslut

A slut who loves cum or semen.

That hooker loves to eat cum. She is such a cumslut.

by Keel May 21, 2005

cumslut

A cumslut can be a wife who has discovered that she loves the taste and feel of her husbands cum. She loves to make her husband jump in pleasure as she sucks the cum out of his cock. She can have an orgasm just from having cum shot all over her face. She loves to have cum anywhere on her body, or in it. She loves to lick it up and swallow it down, wherever on her body it may have splashed. She loves to turn her husband on by being his cumslut.

Mark 924 who is very happy that his wife has discovered that she is indeed a cumslut wife.

by Mark924 July 21, 2009