Chude

The one kid in school who when you first look at them, you spend several moments pondering with your friends about their gender.

Sally: Hey, was that a dude or a chick?
Mike: Uh... I think it was a dude... Maybe a chick...
Sally: What a chude!

by undeadbeaner February 27, 2010

Chude

A female, posessing feminine attributes, while acting like a male in day to day life. (Drinking whiskey, drinking beer, talking about hot chicks, vaginas, farting, pooping, the love of boobs, burping ect.....)

Chude is the word.. We love the tits!

by Wcmat November 11, 2013

Chude

When you see someone in public and can’t tell whether it’s a chick or a dude.

The chude couldn’t decide whether to get chick jeans or dude jeans.

by LordSgod April 13, 2021

the chudes

Noun. Sudden paralysis accompanied by an utter inability to vocalize that is triggered when the victim is called upon to speak in public. Often accompanied by a persistent erection in adolescent males.

Jim got a bad case of The Chudes in front of the Junior class assembly.

by Shilly-Shally January 1, 2018

chude

adj-
1.lame
2.casuing more discomfort than pleasure
3.used up, or damaged past desirable use.

(1. or 2.)That party we went to last night in Albuquerque without electricity was chude.

(3.,1.) Brah, there is no fuckin way im going to rent these chude skiis from this chude shop.

by Dreeks September 19, 2005

CHUDE

CHUDE = A chick in the process of becoming a dude.

CHASE: I'm a chude. I take 5 shots of testosterone a day. I have the testosterone level of a 16 year old boy. Hey, what the fuck are you lookin' at ASSHOLE?!

GOLDEN: Hey chude, don't get teste with me. Obviously you can't handle all that testoterone the doc is giving you. You better have him cut back a shot or two. If you start a fight with me that testosterone won't help you chude. Calm down. Peace. Let's be friends.

by Dr. Wright, turning gay people February 23, 2009

Chude

A penis that is 25 feet wide and 1 mm in length.

omgwtfbbq steve has a chude.
omg i just got banged by a chude, it hurt.

by BR D3M0N April 7, 2009