soft chud

A person with continual erectile dysfunction

Lexi was really disappointed when she realized her boyfriend was a soft chud.

by Buo March 1, 2017

Schrödingers Chud

The concept of being too based for a liberal and being unable to date them and at the same time being too degenerate for a trad wife and being unable to date them as well.

It suck man because I can’t find anyone to date because I’m either too much of a degenerate or too based. This is a prime example of Schrödingers Chud.

by Jsigma10 January 19, 2026

Snargle my Chud

The act of sucking one's dick at an accelerated side-to-side motion.

dude, he tried to snargle my chud! Dan is my witness.

by Chud-meister January 24, 2009

Chudslide

Similar to the Mudslide cocktail, a Chudslide is a drinkable shake made entirely of chud. Known for its use in the 2 Girls 1 Cup video.

Dude, you have runny turds too? Let's make a Chudslide.

by Mary Mac Attack August 13, 2010

Chudson

The sweaty brown patch in underwear left by sweat running over a dirty anus.

Darren had a massive chudson in his white lonsdale pants.

by Cman8689 May 31, 2018

chudsworth

a chudsworth is a useful way to describe a male emo, usually has long hair and wears really tight clothes, claims to b one with the ladies but spends almost every waking second playing wow with guys. a munson, darryl, wanker, pip, princess

hey nick look at that guys jeans, ya hes definetly a chudsworth

by dekkland October 27, 2010

Chuds [chuddy]

Chewing Gum, bubble gum, and all related food substances.

Gimme sum Chuds will ya?

by Kandy May 22, 2005