soft chud 

A person with continual erectile dysfunction

Lexi was really disappointed when she realized her boyfriend was a soft chud.

soft chud by Buo March 1, 2017

Schrödingers Chud

The concept of being too based for a liberal and being unable to date them and at the same time being too degenerate for a trad wife and being unable to date them as well.

It suck man because I can’t find anyone to date because I’m either too much of a degenerate or too based. This is a prime example of Schrödingers Chud.

Schrödingers Chud by Jsigma10 January 19, 2026

Salisbury Chud

The only thing that rivals the size of his meaty neck is his trust fund. Appreciates a meaty-legged girl so they can transfer the meat to their necks. Hey, can I take my shirt off?

Have you seen that guy's neck? That's a Salisbury Chud if I've ever seen one!

Salisbury Chud by Evavmorm April 27, 2026

Snargle my Chud 

The act of sucking one's dick at an accelerated side-to-side motion.

dude, he tried to snargle my chud! Dan is my witness.

Snargle my Chud by Chud-meister January 24, 2009

Chudslide 

Similar to the Mudslide cocktail, a Chudslide is a drinkable shake made entirely of chud. Known for its use in the 2 Girls 1 Cup video.

Dude, you have runny turds too? Let's make a Chudslide.

Chudslide by Mary Mac Attack August 13, 2010

Chudson 

The sweaty brown patch in underwear left by sweat running over a dirty anus.

Darren had a massive chudson in his white lonsdale pants.

Chudson by Cman8689 May 31, 2018

chudsworth

a chudsworth is a useful way to describe a male emo, usually has long hair and wears really tight clothes, claims to b one with the ladies but spends almost every waking second playing wow with guys. a munson, darryl, wanker, pip, princess

hey nick look at that guys jeans, ya hes definetly a chudsworth

chudsworth by dekkland October 27, 2010