chrystal

a woman who is a stripper.

evan: oh shit what’s that stripper’s name? she’s hot!

devan: oh her? that’s chrystal!

by omgitsme23 March 31, 2019

chrystal dilone

A chrystal dilone is a creature that feeds off dick riding. there only objective is instigate.

cons= they suck at basketball, their dick riders, and they think just cause they dominican they all that.
pros= no pros but that smile and humor.

oh look she bad asl.
yeah, that's just a chrystal dilone.

by Fjajenskcidua2828 February 16, 2023

Chrystal McCarthy

A first nations girl that can drink most men under the table

Wow look at that Chrystal McCarthy girl she put all those men to shame

by The dirty ex October 4, 2011

Chrystal Beth

The name your mom give you, and the name everyone else thinks is a made up C.I. name.

"Hi, my name is Chrystal Beth." " Yeah right, your a snitch. Couldn't you have chosen a better cover name? "

by 1unluckygirl35 March 20, 2019

Dirty Chrystal

When a girl fucks the same guy over and over and over again and she keep getting the same results but he is a fucktard who still lives with his mom and treats her like shit but she keeps fucking him anyways.

You need to get you a dirty Chrystal. She will never stop fucking you.

by anonymous June 4, 2020

Crystal Parasite

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.

Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.

by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020

Billy Crystal Jew

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.

Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.

by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013