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Chronicological Order

The way things happen when you're stoned.
So we got the nugs, got back to my place and realized that we were all retarded and we had no lighter, so we turned on the stove and put a tissue on it, but as we were smoking Little Jimmy burned his finger and dropped it into a garbage can full of gasoline, and the house burned down, and thats what happened in Chronicological Order.
by jellytin December 4, 2010
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chronospectrum

A really white computer geek whose voice turns on gay men.
I would have asked a chronospectrum to help me with my computer, but his voice turnsme on too much.
by A Mage of Warm March 9, 2016
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chronosome

chronosome n (Greek khronos, time + Greek soma, body; cf. chromosome) Ð a unit of historical heredity, in contrast with a chromosome as a unit of biological heredity; a mental code of a historical period that is transmitted to next generations through styles, traditions and unconscious influences ("cultural air").
The chronosomes of the early 20th c. avant-garde have reached the generation of the 1960s and shaped its political views and artistic styles.

Nabokov's novel "Invitation to a Beheading" bears many Kafka's chronosomes, even if the author claims to have never read Kafka.
by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003
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Chronos

A mixture of liquid LSD, liquid psilocybin, and liquid MDMA. Do not ever attempt this.
I just did Chronos and now I can see the future, reverse time, and Full Confession is playing on repeat in my head.
by Pagan God of Memes October 10, 2019
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DJ Chronos

A type of whiney insect that gets caught between ones teeth while cycling, who's mournful cries before death are often mistaken for techno music.
"Damn little DJ Chronos flew in my mouth and now it wont shut up!"
by Jemoses September 30, 2003
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Chronosphere

Device which can move an object through space and time.
I want that Chronosphere
by Extreme June 19, 2004
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Chronikkah

an 8 day marijuana/Jewish based holiday that combines 4/20 and Hanukkah
Chronikkah is the 7 days leading up to 4/20 on the eighth day, starting at 12am on April 13th lasting until 12am on April 21st.
by ZSCARB March 16, 2008
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