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christmacide

The deliberate and systematic destruction or prevention of Christmas celebration.
There would be no presents for anyone this year -- Mother had committed christmacide and the holiday celebration was cancelled.
by saram April 13, 2007
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Christmahannukwanzadan

A combination of the main holiday terms; Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, and Ramadan.
To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.
" Happy Christmahannukwanzadan everybody...and I think that covers everybody "
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah

The Ultimate Winter Fusion Holiday
It's Christmas Hanukkah and Kwanzaa all rolled into one
This Holiday is useful for a family of many different religions (I can't imagine why but this is a good contingency plan for those of you not married, engaged, or met your significant other yet) It lasts 16 days, One for Christmas, Eight for Hanukkah, and Six for Kwanzaa
"I hope I get that book I wanted for Christmas, what did you ask for?"
"I exactly celebrate Christmas, I celebrate ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah. It's 16 days long!"
by Quinn Chun and Chris Mooney December 15, 2008
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Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)
"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."
by D March 29, 2004
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Christmaxx

A holiday celebrated on December 23, involving a gathering of old friends at one person's house.

Festivities include a white elephant gift exchange with the ability to "steal" gifts via keg stand duels.

Game play: Once the first player opens a gift, each subsequent player has the option to (1) keep the gift they unwrap or (2) challenge another player to a keg stand duel to steal his or her previously unwrapped gift.

Keg stand duels must be observed and counted by all party participants using the following phrase; "Christmaxx 1...Christmaxx 2...Christmaxx 3...etc."

The counting continues until each participant cannot consume any more beer. The winner is determined based on the highest "Christmaxx" count. Ties result in repeating the process above until a winner is determined.

The winner of the duel gets to keep the challenged gift while the loser gets the unwanted item. Gifts may be challenged more than once during the evening.
"I think I blacked-out at Christmaxx last night."

"I can't believe you stole her potato gun at Christmaxx."
by visattaq April 4, 2009
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ChristmaBirthday Gift

When your birthday is near christmas and your parents and or friends are too cheap to buy you separate gifts
Guy 1: What'd you get for christmas?

Guy 2: A New Phone

Guy 1: Didn't you say you were getting that for your birthday?

Guy 2: Yeah my parents were too cheap to buy me two gifts, so i got it as a christmabirthday gift

Guy 1: Fail
by Finite1 December 31, 2008
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christarian

An authoritarian that uses Christianity as a means to legitimize their ideology.
That preacher screaming about obedience to God, and not about loving your neighbor, is not a Christian. He's really a Christarian.
by jurban1997 January 30, 2017
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