caretarded

People that know nothing about cars, and are borderline retarded about car knowledge.

Mikey: Emily, you have to change your oil every 5000 miles.

Emily: OMG!!! I have no knowledge of cars
Mikey: yeh, you're caretarded

by Chris...........------------.. November 28, 2011

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CBREtarded

1. Seemingly unable to speak in anything other than non sequiturs.
2. Defies any sensical progression of logic.

We were having a perfectly interesting conversation until she blurted in with some CBREtarded comment.

by C.C. Wiggles March 13, 2003

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Chretarded • CBREtarded • Chritarded • caretarded • cartarded • chasetarded • Cheertarded • Chitarded • cratarded • cutetarded

low carbtarded

When you are on a low carb diet and feel like your brain is off

I ate 10 grams of carbs today.. I feel low carbtarded

by Muy mal September 14, 2013

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Adjective: Used to desribe an activity so unbelieveably stupid that the very thought of this act causes others to wish for your immediate death. Used to desribe someone so absolutley ugly that the very sight of them causes one to simultaneously cry and vomit. Sightings of chasetarded individuals may be instantly fatal to small children and pets upon visual contact.

That guy I work with is so chasetarded that the first time I laid eyes on him my body immediately evacuated itself of all fluids sending shit, blood, piss, and bile spewing from every available orifice.

by ohfuqyes October 6, 2011

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