Chonce

A word that Niall Horan says instead of chance. Some do not understand it means chance because we can't understand him.

We took a Chonce

What the fuck is a Chonce?!?!

by Master directioner October 25, 2015

Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

Chobna

The spit that you get on your dick after having sex with a kosher animal.

Thank god giraffes still aren't kosher, i wouldn't want to fuck one and get chobna.

by TimothyMcJenkins September 18, 2019

chonce

something that Niall took.

Nialler: We took a chonce
Fan: WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE?!

by larry_is_real92813 April 18, 2021

choinch

Choinch is anything and everything. This word can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, all of it. Such a word is not bogged down by futility of meaning.

Your are being such a choinch right now.
He guys, would you like to go choinching later?
Oh wow! Look at that choinch over there!

by Free Xenu June 2, 2016

chonchito

A person who is fat , chunky ,or eats too much.
A "piggy".

That boy running all "chochito".
That dude is "chonchito". Lol

by Rick Rick Owrtiz February 5, 2014

Chomneh

Toronto Slang
Used as an insult. Meaning you are wearing fake clothing (ie. fake supreme, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, etc.)

P1: Nyeah eh! Yo dog, all you wear is chomneh fam
P2: Nize your beak bumbaclaat

by Chungus Poppa November 5, 2019