choad floater

Pretentious hipster douche who thinks he's better than you.

Sam wears ironic pink glasses and only buys vinyl. He's a complete choad floater!

by DoctorYes March 4, 2011

chewable

someone who is way sexy and hot

Nicole is so chewable in them short shorts.

by konga July 5, 2006

Pancake Choad

A very short, wide penis, resembling the shape of a pancake.

Girl 1: He pulled down his pants, and all I saw was a pancake, I just wanted to cover it in syrup and run away."

Girl 2: "You should have when you had the chance, pancake choads are a menace to society."

by pringlekid April 1, 2010

Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo

The excitedly gleeful cheer of a noble Choad Warrior as he prepares to worship at the altar of his helmet headed deity.

Words fail in the attempt to express the level of joy associated with a proper Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.

by NumbaOneSon February 14, 2009

choadigan

A garment:
deriving from the word 'choad'
(massive knob head he thinks he's cool as fuck) who wears slim fit cardigans with the shirt lappell sewen in to exsensuate his gym toned physique)

i look at that Dave wearing his choadigan again, what a whopper.

by Gaddster May 12, 2011

Choach & Chops

When a man can only grow sideburns not long enough to touch the chin hair.

"Yo, did you see Todd can finally grow a full beard? It's not just Choach & Chops!!"

Sometimes Manuel cries because he can only grow Choach & Chops.

by Tripple Nipple Tittie Twisters November 10, 2017

chowaz

a guy who eats girls out regularly

Eww! Nick is such a chowaz, half my friends have been licked by his dirty tongue.

by myais sexy February 6, 2008