Chest Monday

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.

The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.

by the Emperor January 25, 2014

Chastity Cage

A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.

My wife locked me in a chastity cage.

by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021

soaryn chest

In Minecraft, a chest that is so disorganized that you can't ever find anything.

I'll throw all of my random junk into this chest and it will become my soaryn chest.

by tacopanda95 October 14, 2013

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

chester drawers

known to the rest of the civilized world as a "chest of drawers" or a "dresser" a piece of furniture commonly located in a bedroom.

I'm gonna go pick up a chester drawers so I have a place to put my underwear.

by Wamp2016 April 8, 2011

Chester Bennington

Chester Bennington was a singer, and songwriter, and the front man for the rock band Linkin Park. He will be missed greatly for the inspiration of many great bands. He left behind a wife and 6 kids.

(March 20, 1967 - July 20, 2017)

"When life leaves us blind, love keeps us kind" - Chester Bennington

by ®OA©h July 21, 2017