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thomas cooley

nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.
by sc-elliehunt2004 February 9, 2018
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choosey tough guy

Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).
Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!

Mark: Where?!

Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.

Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....

Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.
by Jay-Si January 19, 2013
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Cooley Tat

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
by doucherbagger February 20, 2010
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Choolyism

A liottle mini religion founded in December 2022, the leader is Čhooly and he focuses on impreoving o0ther peoples mental and pyshcyao khealthĄĄĄ.
Then there is Johnnyism, which is like a subreligion of Choolyism and features Johnny (The leader), both of these leaders are respected and most followers of Choolyism believe that Johnny exists too but they might like Čhooly more and stan him!!! Čhooly and Johnny are friends so cool!
The religion got promoted and advertised with Choolyism and Johnnyism cards, all of which are very unique and stand out from each other, also including the source of the text which comes from the two books of religious texts called "Choolyism Loaf" and "Johnnyism Host".
Čhooly - Improves people's physical, mental, spiritual and other types of health, makes people coolio!!!
Johnny - Gives people assets, improves asset qualities and also makes people coolio!
There is an aesthetic surrounding this religion called Choolycore so that is pretty cool😎😎😎😎😎😎
Choolyism Loaf, Bk. lf. 23 (Bk - Back, lf - leaf):
"Čhooly gifted them with pride and happiness for doing very coolio things. This wouldn't be the last time they would get a present from him as they followed his free tutorial on how to become coolio, the tutorial was around 40 minutes long but every minute of it was worth it featuring different subjects everytime."
Johnnyism Host, Ho st. 102 (Ho - Horde, st - street)
"They laid their hands on the treasure that was left upon them for contributing and sharing Johnny's solutions to many issues and to fix the cause and patch a hole under the cave so that valuable resources would rain upon the citizens for their simple positivity to his ideas and of course, for making the cave natural again."
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Michael: Omg the cards for Choolyism look so cool, just look at this design! (image attachment)
Keiel: Yes they are so beautiful!!!

Michael: I'll send a couple more if you want.
Keiel: I want more!!!! Give!!!
by CookieLikeABookie January 13, 2023
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Choosey

someone who is choosey will only accept things that they like a lot or they consider to be very good. This person will not settle for less. Usually these type of people are from NASHVILLE,TN
"615.... choosey!!!"

Ex 2: she's so choosey, she always chooses the best things in life
by Girlsbelike June 20, 2014
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Cooley'd

To be Cooley'd is when someone's actions or lack of action cause's a monumental amount of grief for you & others.
This is mostly achieved by doing half of the task at hand then palming it off to someone else to do.
It can also be achieved by one person consistently badgering you with stupid shit that they can do themselves.

Mostly the person who has Cooley'd you will be unaware that they have done it.
I rang Tom about the order and he told me Graham has it. I rang Graham to find out what was going on. It turns out Graham did half of it, then hand balled it to someone else. Oh shit, I've been Cooley'd.
by Maverick77 December 8, 2010
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choleyna

Usually gorgeous and blonde to brunette. Very shy and blushed at first but very personable and enthusiastic. People with this name are one of a kind, with beautiful eyes and the most charming, hilarious personality who knows how to brighten any day. Exciting to be around and never dull. Wild and free! People with this name are normally of Native American decent, and naturally gorgeous
Choleyna is a wonderful sister!
by Jagerbom July 25, 2017
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