choosing beggar

A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.

Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.

by nutella_14 May 20, 2019

Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

choosing

To show attraction to the opposite or same sex.

Dawg, I know she looks good, but stop choosing.

by Clayton Brown September 21, 2005

choobinator

choobinator, somebody who ownz choobie(s) or choobs

DANG that guy is one mean choobinator!

by mordaahnator January 11, 2008

Chombing

After smoking the weed, your mouth becomes slightly dry which is called "dry mouth" and you begin to start slapping your lips together making a sound much like this: "mwach". and you repeat this process until your mouth becomes moist and this is what "Chombing" is.

Casey says: Hey Gith that was a nice spliff...

Gith says: i know it was fucking nuts...however my mouth is dry

Casey says: i know mine is too shit...my mum is going to find out cos of my extremely dry mouth and crusted lips

Gith says: NOOOOOOOO!!! i heard of this new thing its called "Chombing" when you smack your lips together and it makes you dry mouth undry...fuck shit wank.

by Githrand and fadagar July 25, 2009

Choosing Beggar

A Person who wants something from you and pays less Example is below.

Choosing Beggar ( CB )
Person ( M )

CB: Can I get your cool art?
M: Sure which package
CB: Ummm, I would like premium!
M: Sure that would be 152 dollars!
CB: How about 10 dollars?
M: No, this art isn't free Ma'am this is the premium package.
CB: 15 dollars final offer
M: no
CB: I know people I will post the art on my profile and people will buy more
M: ( Checks Followers, sees there is 0 followers. )
M: Let me get this straight you want a premium art package for 15 dollars when the material is 150 dollars and the shipping fee is 2 dollars, claiming you have a lot of followers saying that people will buy more when you have 0 followers? Alright choosing beggar.
CB: No, I have 1000M followers!
M: You have 0
CB: Fuck you I know people and I'm rich!
M: Then why the fuck do you pay the premium package for 15 dollars?
CB: Fuck you! You just lost a good deal bud your business will never succeed.
M: ( 5 years later ) Ah yes, over 5 million dollars, in my purse; and I'm the richest person in the world. | : )

by DefinitionHelper October 27, 2020

Your bitch is choosing

When a female with a boyfriend or husband or any significant other chooses another man outright without any second thoughts. Cheating without the need to creep.

Damn my nigga your bitch is choosing, i seen her with that other nigga kissing and shit.

by killatello February 21, 2011