chobber

In Glasgow this means "person who ate all the pies"

"See that guy Dave, he's a pure chobber, he ate all the pies"

by weelaurabee August 6, 2016

chomber

another word for cringe

person 1 “you’re so chomber bro”
person 2 “:(“

by pog63837518 September 9, 2023

Boonder Chooter

Muslim for "monkey balls"
Very insulting in Muslim tradition

Aasim: Hey mom, what's Boonder Chooter?
Mom: What the hell who taught you that, go to your room!

by Boonder Chooter May 1, 2009

Chooker

Chooker = Chat Hooker: A girl that chats to guys in a bar in return for drinks or some other form of consideration or payment. It could be a pro, e.g. the girl that walks around bars selling shots and who chats as though she likes you for as long as you keep buying those shots. Or the amature that is simply on the look out for a cheap night and is willing to pretend to like you whilst you ply her with drinks.

My mate blew $300 on a chooker and the only thing he got up that night was the toilet lid and his guts!

by Deserter2.1 May 16, 2011

neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

Coober

putting anything or anyone into the highest praise and acknowledgement. furthermore, an expression of approval and commendation

you are the best, you are so coober!

Coober! Coober!

by Cumbersome1 December 3, 2009

choaber

Crude word for a penis.

Bloody hell, did you see the size of that guy's choaber? It's a fucking whopper!

by Oi oi! June 28, 2017