compooping

The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.

While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.

by AJC3 April 8, 2006

Compooping

The process of breaking down and rearranging old food (via computer system) to make new, useable, nutritional, food.

A solution for food waste/loss is compooping.

by FPS_burner.adri934 February 11, 2019

Compoopter

1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

Chompophobia

The irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. Normally it stems from the associated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.

"Why did Elmer have to buy one of them newfangled INDOOR toilets?"

"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."

"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."

(Collective shiver)

by Cirdellin December 19, 2009

Compootah

How a retard spells computer.

Guy - Hey Wassup?
Retard - D00no I onz a compootah lollollol!!!111

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

chimpoon

All the atributes of a cheeky little playful monkey except for the positive one. ie. a monkey who is a cunt

Gee Bubbles you have broken the skin you really are a chimpoon

by Donkey docker October 16, 2004

Chompion

Champion Chomper - the guy in the office who eats lunch like it's a contact sport. He wants you to know how much he's liking the celery, nuts, gravel, whatever he happens to be devouring at the time.

Geezus, man, that Ford sure likes to lay into his bag of celery. He is truly a Chompion amongst men. I think Don is going to have to put earplugs in shortly. The Megaphone is killing him.

by Larry Stunky June 12, 2008