colreting

A word created by a nearly illiterate user on the internet. The actual definition could range from "collecting" to... well... anything that your mind can think of.

You may see this word typed by an underage user on a forum, or you may hear it uttered from a drunk man. Either way, it makes as much sense as the word "faevteep."

Illiterate User: Wanna heer a jok?
Normal User: no.
Illiterate User: OK! "Mom their is a man at the door colreting for the old folks home."
Normal User: ...what?

Drunk Man: afvefff seeeeee do teddy bear colreting drink more liquor.
Sober Man: what the hell did you just say?
Drunk Man: I said, ger fed bity poptarts

by supermanisawesome June 18, 2011

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

grievance-collecting

A particular variation of the victim card in which a person gains sympathy or social status by amassing experiences of perceived sleights or injustices. Grievance-collecting can be entirely fabricated, true, or a mix of the two. Grievance-collectors can never forgive or see another side of the story, because surrendering any grievance would result in loss of power over other people. Grievance-collecting can be personal, or part of a politically correct group dynamic.

If you call her, she will be angry. If you don't call her, she will be angry. Either way, she gets what she wants, and it will be used against you - because she doesn't actually want to patch things up. She's just grievance-collecting.

by Father Hollywood December 4, 2018

Choclating

To grab ones own nut sack while simultaneously jumping and uncontrollably shitting ones own pants. Usually under the influence of a drug or alcohol.

Dude, you should of seen Jimmy, he was doing shrooms and started choclating in my basement.

by youngster3956 May 25, 2010

chloeting

a verb that is used often to describe the viral workout videos made by Chloe Ting that was popular across all social media platforms in 2020

I'm doing chloeting now
have you done your chloeting for the day?
I just finished my chloeting and im dead

by shadowcat4 October 16, 2020

Clunge Collecting

Where you proceed to go out in search for clunge. Your one and only aim is for clunge. This is called clunge collecting, you will do anything to get that clunge (girl/vagina).

Crystal: oh no its the minge mauraders ... i dont know how they've found us but they have... run! ... run!

Michelle: I hate those clunge collecting bastards. Darn them to heck.

Crystal: we betta get outta here before they collect our clunge.

Michelle: Thank god they didnt see us... but i knew that clunge collector... he does anything to get clunge nowadays ... i pretty sure they call him Wes around these parts.

by moleskinator August 24, 2009

collecting dust

1) Laziness. Lack of movement. Unwillingness to use energy. Slow-moving. Sloth-like.
2) To stay inside for so long that you actually accumulate a fine, dry powder.

He's been at his house collecting dust all summer.

by Turd Cutter 007 April 29, 2014