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chodemonger

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)
You filthy chodemonger!
by Apathy February 1, 2004
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choderant

a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.
He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.
by Steve Holt March 15, 2005
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Chodeboner

A boner which instead of getting longer it becomes wider
1) Hey Becky look at that chodeboner

2) "So i was fucking this guy last night, and he so had a chodeboner!"
by Sickle Hilly Bay October 22, 2008
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choderboating

Placing the lips on the "chode" and "motorboating", or making a motorboat sound, and wiggling your face back and forth.
Do you hear that, I think that dude Matt is choderboating that dude Billy!
by J. L. Bate November 7, 2011
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chodeamonkey

a derogatory word used towards an individual displaying incompetents and or idiotic behavior
John is a chodeamonkey for wrecking his car.
by Daniel Kittrell February 9, 2007
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chodemonkey

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc
"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"
by barrycheeko July 7, 2006
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Chodering

When someone freezes their poo, aka the choder, and uses it like a dildo, usually on themselves.
Choder, or Chode: the frozen poo.
Choderer: the person doing the deed.
1.Im gonna have a good chode tonight!
2.Anyone up for a good chodering?
by Puketaha September 26, 2007
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