chopeing

to illegally take upskirt photos of female genitalia without their knowledge for you own perverted pleasure.upskirtchopetoryscum

"the nasty little chope was caught chopeing on the escalators in the shopping mall."
"The chope wasnt prosecuted because the Tory decided chopeing shouldn't be illegal"

by tdog73 June 17, 2018

chodeinator

someone who uses a chode to dominate others. particularly people who do not have chodes.

"dude stop it man!" "It hurts!" "Then say it". "Fine your a CHODEINATOR".

by therock20 July 31, 2009

chodding

The act of oral sex on a male, however, the person giving the oral sex has no teeth and bites down on the penis during the oral with the toothless gums

I fucked this really hot granny the other night, she took her denchers out and gave me a right good chodding as well!

by DatChodtho November 9, 2013

Clam Choding

The act of sticking your wider than longer sausage into the ever wet and bubbly clam sandwich.

John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.

Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.

by Rhagava January 18, 2010

Chodingtons' Disease

Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.

The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.

Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"

Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"

by 99Anonymous99 November 6, 2008

Chopeing

The act of taking a photo of a female's crotch area from up her skirt ("upskirting") without her knowing.

Named after a British Member of Parliament, "Sir" Christopher Chope who blocked legislation which would have made such a specific act illegal in the UK.

I was at a gig at the weekend, and I caught this man chopeing me with his mobile phone. Dirty bastard.

by RogerMellie June 17, 2018

chodeling

A very short and fat person, resembling a chode; causes the subjective illusion that they are wider than they are tall.

Todd's fetishes for both BBWs and short chicks really came to a head when he started dating a chodeling.

Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.

by Meow Mix, Bro. November 17, 2019