chodeling

A very short and fat person, resembling a chode; causes the subjective illusion that they are wider than they are tall.

Todd's fetishes for both BBWs and short chicks really came to a head when he started dating a chodeling.

Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.

by Meow Mix, Bro. November 17, 2019

Chodgina

A fanny wider than it is tall; or just really really wide.

May be related to high looseness and supreme flapability.

Tim: "What should a fanny look like?"

Becky: "Not like this!" *shows chodgina*

by David M Harris January 15, 2009

Choadgina

1. A choad is a dick wider than its length and a choadgina is a vagina wider than its length. In other words a vagina going left to right insted of up and down.

2. A threat to a person you don't know if its a girl or a boy.

1. "choadginas are just wrong!"

2. "FU*CK you, you tom-boy bullshit choadgina!"

by DA_SHIT!! April 7, 2009

Chodering

When someone freezes their poo, aka the choder, and uses it like a dildo, usually on themselves.
Choder, or Chode: the frozen poo.
Choderer: the person doing the deed.

1.Im gonna have a good chode tonight!
2.Anyone up for a good chodering?

by Puketaha September 26, 2007

Chodeliness

Something someone has when they are a total douchebag and or acts like a chode

That guy had mega chodeliness.

by GR][M July 3, 2009

Chodeling

The act of having someone eat your chode (the area between the genitals and the anus; see perineum) while they make repeated and rapid changes of pitch between the low-pitch chest register (or “chest voice) and the high-pitch head register or falsetto.

Last night after dinner my wife gave me a good chodeling. The muffled yodels sounded like we were clubbing baby seals

by GhostofKillDozer November 6, 2019

Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.

Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?

by Loren99 July 26, 2019