Life is like a box of chocolates

It doesn't last long if you're fat

Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.

by bigdaddythemadlad January 24, 2020

Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!

I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates

by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021

Box of chocolates

A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.

Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.

by G Z April 7, 2009

White Chocolates

A Australian gang located in the streets of Geelong.

A white chocolate member is known for his/her use of trash talking and the lack of actual fighting. White Chocolates never fight their own fights, they walk around in packs working on fresh new rhymes.

hey did you hear penny and fizz of the white chocolates are taking down the Darren Cheeseman Unit on the weekend?

by white chocolates October 30, 2008

Box of chocolates

What Forest Gump's mother says life is like.

Forest Gump's mother: 'Life is like a box of chocolates.. ya neva know what you're gonna get!'

by HappyHippieHugs June 24, 2007

Box of Chocolates

The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.

"Yo, that bitch was wild, she let me give her the box of chocolates!"

by Adam Fuller February 9, 2005

Continental chocolates

When given as a Christmas present, roughly equal to two naked pictures of the recipient.

"Wow he gave me continental chocolates for Christmas, better send him some naked photos!"

by Thegingerbreadman December 11, 2013