chobani people

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.

Hey Brian

Yeah?

Did you hear about Chobani people?

Yeah, they're fucking weird.

by What'sYourCreditCardNumber June 12, 2022

Chobani-Flip

Used mostly it’s people who have good karma/vibes.

“Your outfit is SOO chobani-Flip”

by Clermatizsia July 22, 2023

Chobani

A neckless creature with that walks around with a male appendage hanging off of it's face, this creature usually resides in he mountains of Punjab with a turban wrapped tightly around his head.

The Chobani creature caught a human in his turban trap

by Gae_Sain October 11, 2022

Chobani

The quality of a girl who is as thick (thicc) as yogurt.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is Chobani!"

Guy 2: "Damn straight."

by calculon1018 December 11, 2016

Chobani

Kynedee’s signature dance move!

CHOBANI... we like etttt

by original.chobani July 30, 2019