Chobani

Chobani - A Polite Word for a Rude Person

Chobani (noun): A playful, polite way to describe someone acting like a jerk or a Karen -rude, entitled, or just plain difficult - without actually saying something harsh.

For when ‘Karen’ feels tired and ‘asshole’ feels too loud.

She honked the second the light turned green. Chobani’s patience level: expired yogurt.

by TrikoSheriff August 7, 2025

chobani people

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.

Hey Brian

Yeah?

Did you hear about Chobani people?

Yeah, they're fucking weird.

by What'sYourCreditCardNumber June 12, 2022

Chobani

Hefty ejaculation during intercourse

I Chobani my wife 3 times last night.

by Frankdatank54 October 21, 2025

Chobani

Kynedee’s signature dance move!

CHOBANI... we like etttt

by original.chobani July 29, 2019

Chobani-Flip

Used mostly it’s people who have good karma/vibes.

“Your outfit is SOO chobani-Flip”

by Clermatizsia July 21, 2023

Chobani

Hefty chunky Ejaculation during intercourse

I Chobani 3 times last night while having sex. It’s been a while

by Frankdatank54 October 21, 2025

Chobani

A neckless creature with that walks around with a male appendage hanging off of it's face, this creature usually resides in he mountains of Punjab with a turban wrapped tightly around his head.

The Chobani creature caught a human in his turban trap

by Gae_Sain October 11, 2022