Chobani 

A neckless creature with that walks around with a male appendage hanging off of it's face, this creature usually resides in he mountains of Punjab with a turban wrapped tightly around his head.

The Chobani creature caught a human in his turban trap

Chobani by Gae_Sain October 11, 2022

Chobani 

Chobani - A Polite Word for a Rude Person

Chobani (noun): A playful, polite way to describe someone acting like a jerk or a Karen -rude, entitled, or just plain difficult - without actually saying something harsh.

For when ‘Karen’ feels tired and ‘asshole’ feels too loud.

She honked the second the light turned green. Chobani’s patience level: expired yogurt.

Chobani by TrikoSheriff August 7, 2025

Chobani

Hefty ejaculation during intercourse

I Chobani my wife 3 times last night.

Chobani by Frankdatank54 October 21, 2025

Chobani

Hefty chunky Ejaculation during intercourse

I Chobani 3 times last night while having sex. It’s been a while

Chobani by Frankdatank54 October 21, 2025

Chobani surprise 

A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.

"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"

Chobani surprise by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023

chobani people 

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.

Hey Brian

Yeah?

Did you hear about Chobani people?

Yeah, they're fucking weird.

chobani people by What'sYourCreditCardNumber June 12, 2022

Chobani-Flip 

Used mostly it’s people who have good karma/vibes.

“Your outfit is SOO chobani-Flip”

Chobani-Flip by Clermatizsia July 21, 2023