Chobani

A neckless creature with that walks around with a male appendage hanging off of it's face, this creature usually resides in he mountains of Punjab with a turban wrapped tightly around his head.

The Chobani creature caught a human in his turban trap

by Gae_Sain October 11, 2022

Chobani

The quality of a girl who is as thick (thicc) as yogurt.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is Chobani!"

Guy 2: "Damn straight."

by calculon1018 December 11, 2016

Chobani

Chobani - A Polite Word for a Rude Person

Chobani (noun): A playful, polite way to describe someone acting like a jerk or a Karen -rude, entitled, or just plain difficult - without actually saying something harsh.

For when ‘Karen’ feels tired and ‘asshole’ feels too loud.

She honked the second the light turned green. Chobani’s patience level: expired yogurt.

by TrikoSheriff August 07, 2025

chobani people

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.

Hey Brian

Yeah?

Did you hear about Chobani people?

Yeah, they're fucking weird.

by What'sYourCreditCardNumber June 12, 2022

Chobani

Kynedee’s signature dance move!

CHOBANI... we like etttt

by original.chobani July 29, 2019

Chobani-Flip

Used mostly it’s people who have good karma/vibes.

“Your outfit is SOO chobani-Flip”

by Clermatizsia July 21, 2023