Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.
Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?
Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013
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Chumani is gorgeous. Chumani is funny. Chumani is a girl that makes people feel comfortable, even in the most awkward moments. She has fiery brown eyes that are so easy to fall in love with. There's no one you can compare to this girl. She's smart, lovable, laughable. If you ever get a Chumani in your life and never let her go. You'll never forgive yourself if you do. She should be treated like a princess, because it is what she deserves. She is great, and you'll be lucky to ever see a girl as pretty as her.
Guy1: Duude, did you see the new girl?
Guy2: The Chumani girl? Yeah, she's so perfect.
Guy1: Is she taken?
Guy2: Yeahh, :/
Guy1: By who?
Guy2: The Skylar guy over there.
Guy1: Skylar is one lucky guy.
Guy2: Yeahh.
Guy2: The Chumani girl? Yeah, she's so perfect.
Guy1: Is she taken?
Guy2: Yeahh, :/
Guy1: By who?
Guy2: The Skylar guy over there.
Guy1: Skylar is one lucky guy.
Guy2: Yeahh.
by SDerrr March 12, 2013
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