Sodium Chloride

What Jimmy Neutron calls normal table salt

Jimmy: Just some sodium chloride.
Skeet: Dude, it's called salt
Jimmy: That's what I said, sodium chloride

by R O O S T E R February 25, 2018

colorado cropduster

Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the top.

Dude, I rode the subway to work today and pulled a Colorado Cropduster as I ascended up the exit escalator. The smell hovered and at least 20 people had to walk through it to get to where they were going. How about that for a special morning treat!

by Stagmen November 3, 2017

Clorax

1. A species of Lorax which instead of being an advocate for trees, is an advocate for cleaning products.

2. A neat freak.

"You mop the floors like every week, stop being such a Clorax."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Chlorine Bath

When, in the summertime, instead of having a regular shower in your bathroom you jump in a chlorine-filled pool to disinfect yourself from the sweat and sunscreen that you've accumulated on your body since the last time you had a shower.

Person 1:"Yo Mon, you going upstairs to have a shower or what?"
Person 2: "Nah man, I'm gunna go have a chlorine bath. I like the way my hair curls after one anyways."

Person 1:"You smell really..clean. Did you have a chlorine bath?"
Person 2:"Yes actually I did, right in my own backyard!"

by MonMon de BonBon July 14, 2010

coloratura

1. An intensely beautiful style of singing. It is characterized by flowery, extravagant passages and lots of trills and runs.

2. A coloratura soprano, meaning a soprano who sings the coloratura style.

3. A role in an opera or musical which employs coloratura techniques.

Contrary to popular belief, any properly trained vocalist can sing coloratura--it is not limited to sopranos.

1. "Every Valley Shall Be Exalted" is a coloratura aria.

2. Beverly Sills is a coloratura soprano.

3. The Queen of the Night is a coloratura role.

by Pitti-Sing June 23, 2006

Radio Free Colorado

Radio Free Colorado is a great online Classic Rock radio station. They play Pink Floyd, The Who, The Rolling Stones, U2, R.E.M., Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and all the great Classic Rock songs from the 1960's, 1970's and 1980's.

RFC plays many Live in Concert, Rare and Hard-to-Find song tracks.

Radio Free Colorado is privately run and doesn't play any commercials.

Radio Free Colorado streams Classic Rock in 192 kbps MP3 5.1 Channel Surround Sound Format. Simply Awesome.

by Radio Surfer October 20, 2009

Colorado Kool-Aid

A) Well, it's a can of Coors, brewed from a mountain stream. It'll set your insides on fire and make your kidneys scream. Sure is fine.
B) A song by Johnny Paycheck, one of the original outlaws of the 1970's, featured on his 1977 album "Take This Job and Shove It."

"Hey barmaid, bring us all a tall glass of that Colorado Kool-Aid."

by ghostofniggermeeks August 2, 2013