chiewee

n. one who does not exist, a jade horse

His name isn't found in our records. He's probably a chiewee.

by oriolus May 22, 2005

Chiweenie

A Chinese woman eats a burrito off of a dude's dick.

"My favorite catagory on pornhub is Chiweenie"

"Lindsey Lu gave Ashton Kutcher a Chiweenie"

by clay20 July 9, 2017

Chiweeter

When a significant other watchers a series binge without you being there,

they cheat by watching the next episode without you.

Jerry, you are a chiweeter, you watch Game of Thrones without me!
Did you chiweet today?

by blondeintx June 24, 2017

Chiweenie

An awful, evil eldritch abomination that will bite you if you’re not careful

Ahh my Chiweenie injured me

by Smm2lover29383837454363 March 20, 2024