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bag full of chisels

Description applied to someone - male or female - with a less than pleasing physiognomy.
Look, I'd like to fuck you but you're as ugly as a bag full of chisels.
by BrizVegas May 20, 2006
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Chivers

A modest bloke who is a gr8 fan of pies. Loves his dog, and everthin else in life.
A horny-rapist who hangs round 6th form college!!! Watch your back ppl!!!
by si November 18, 2003
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Chives

A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.
The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt
by yogan February 2, 2009
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Chives

A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.

*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.
"So Jen, has Chives been around your window lately"
by Squishy The Bunny January 3, 2009
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Chivers

A fantastic group of people dedicated to alleviating the stress of an otherwise hectic day with daily afternoon randomness, sexy Chivettes, and the occasional motivational poster.
Hot girl: Wow, I feel so relaxed and comfortable around John.

Hot girl's friend: Yeah, he's one of those Chivers.
by Josh Mc. September 29, 2010
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chivel

Verb.
To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.
Tom: Here's 10p for you, Mike. Now I only owe you £19.90p.

Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.

Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.
by Matt April 28, 2004
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Chivers

Plural form of Chiver.
Also used to collectively label the loyal followers of theChive.com, both Chivers and Chivettes.
While we were on vacation, we ran into a group of Chivers that lived there and showed us around town and took us out for an awesome night.
by SquishyFlint December 5, 2011
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