Chiseled

When you are hammered and stoned at the same time.

Bob: "Yo are you okay?"
Jimmy: *mumbling words* "NahHHhH im sooo fuckiNG Chiseled"

by me number 69 October 21, 2022

chiseling

1. To shape or cut with a chisel.

2. Earnest and conscientious activity intended to make someone like you

3. Early phase of a romantic relationship

Lou: "Aren't you two going out yet?"
Luke: "Nah, I'm still just chiseling..."

by mo-a February 8, 2005

Chiseler

A person who tries to get the lowest price possible on everything and will go to extremes to save a few dollars or pennies. In other words, a cheap ass looser, a coupon-clipper, someone that would bend over in the street to pick up a penny.

That chiseler drove 10 miles to a McDonald's for the buy one get free fries special they're running

by Beznas June 29, 2008

chisel

A long, slender erect penis. Opposite of chode. Gay slang.

Check out the chisel on that guy- it could go ten inches up my ass with no pain whatsoever!

by dicklicker May 23, 2003

chisel

An idiot, cockney slang.

You fucking chisel!

by Harney January 12, 2004

chisel

As in tool. Complete arsehole who thinks they run the show.

That guy is a total chisel

by shizzle March 4, 2004

chisel

often used to describe the penis, although can relate to someone who is a tool.

Bill? Hill ya chisel!

by Thomas Harney June 15, 2004