Chinese Myth Dragon

A long skinny variety of dragon common in chinese mythology which is sometimes confused with the pokemon dragonaire.

That's not a pokemon, that's a fuckin, that's a chinese myth dragon, That's Henry Zhao's Text Book.

by Ptip06 September 16, 2008

chinese water dragon

Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.

My boyfriend was really dehydrated and it gave me bad chinese water dragon

by Fuckingright November 19, 2018

Chinese fire dragon

The most mischevious of all sexual acts: you shit on your foot and kick the broad in the face.

"I wish I could just give her the ol' Chinese fire dragon."

by thefiredragon December 18, 2007

chinese fire dragon

when you cum in the girls mouth you smack here in the back of the head for it comes out her nose

dude i gave that bitch a chinese fire dragon and she threw up

by wefjkweflikwfelwfe August 25, 2011

chinese angry dragoned

Like a normal angry dragonbut you throw your genetal hair in the persons face. This resembles Chinese dragons.

Yeah I chinese angry dragoned her.

by Fool456 February 4, 2010

Chinese Ice Dragon

A sexual act where frozen semen from the male In the relationship is left to thaw on their partners nose.

Harumpus - Hey Lauri, would you like to try out the Chinese Ice Dragon? I heard it is amazing for new couples.
Lauri - Sure, that sounds tasty!

by SemonDemon42 January 15, 2022

chinese snow dragon

cum in a girls mouth, tell her you have aids, and then proceed to watch the subsequent reaction in the form of projectile vomit and jizz over a distance of 2.3Km

the 1997 chinese snow dragon incident resulted in the death of 65,567 people, and numerous casualties and MIA's.

by blink... October 21, 2010