Person 1: Hey! Ching chong!!
Person 2: I no Chinese! I'm Japanese!!
Person 1: Exactly! You're Chinese!
Person 2: No I'm not you fucking asshole!
Person 1: So, do you like eggrolls?
Person 2. SHUT UP! I NO LIKE EGGROLS I LIKE SUSHI!
Person 1: So have you been to the Wall of China?
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 2: I no Chinese! I'm Japanese!!
Person 1: Exactly! You're Chinese!
Person 2: No I'm not you fucking asshole!
Person 1: So, do you like eggrolls?
Person 2. SHUT UP! I NO LIKE EGGROLS I LIKE SUSHI!
Person 1: So have you been to the Wall of China?
Person 2: Fuck you.
by Daroach June 10, 2008
the coolest people to ever rock the planet.
creators of the world's most delicious food. that includes fried rice, dumplings & soy sauce, wanton soup, orange chicken, noodles (pasta - yes italy, china made it first), ETC.
the world's largest group of people.
peace - loving people who do not like violence or aggression unlike white people. but, if confronted, they for sure will kick some mother fucking ass with ancient, graceful practices such as kung fu.
ancestors of this decent were GENIUSES (inventions such as fireworks, the compass, wheelbarrow, paper).
the most clever race.
a BENEVOLENT, kind people who like to share, and insist on stuffing visitors with food and gifts.
a HARDWORKING people who are community-minded and wish to help the world
creators of the world's most delicious food. that includes fried rice, dumplings & soy sauce, wanton soup, orange chicken, noodles (pasta - yes italy, china made it first), ETC.
the world's largest group of people.
peace - loving people who do not like violence or aggression unlike white people. but, if confronted, they for sure will kick some mother fucking ass with ancient, graceful practices such as kung fu.
ancestors of this decent were GENIUSES (inventions such as fireworks, the compass, wheelbarrow, paper).
the most clever race.
a BENEVOLENT, kind people who like to share, and insist on stuffing visitors with food and gifts.
a HARDWORKING people who are community-minded and wish to help the world
by jimmychooo July 11, 2008
Known for being smart and hardworking, especially shrewed in doing business and setting up enterprises; Faced discrimination and ostracism where they constitute a significant minority but own a big chunk of economic pie, as in South East Asia. Hence they are also known as the Jews of the Orient, a parallel that is being drawn due to the outstanding achievements and discrimination faced by the Jews throughout history.
by kyh August 13, 2008
One of the most beautiful languages in the world ,if you can understand the meaning of the words.
The greeting line "ni hao ma"are often used by non-Asian people as a pick-up line to all east Asians.
The greeting line "ni hao ma"are often used by non-Asian people as a pick-up line to all east Asians.
世界上最美的語言之一，如果你能了解其文字的含意
person 1:中文是一種美麗的語言
person 2:Wow ,look at that,the Chinese writing is bizarre!
person 1:中文是一種美麗的語言
person 2:Wow ,look at that,the Chinese writing is bizarre!
by voyager1222 August 31, 2014
I was constipating this morning so I went down to Chang's for some Chinese. Fifteen minutes later, it was mudslide in paradise!
by cliffsiderock August 24, 2009
a language that asian people use all the time. Most non-asians think all they say is ching ching chong chong.
by Arti_CreepYT March 14, 2017