chancletas

Tools used by Cuban parents to instill discipline and fear into their offspring for major, minor, miniscule or sometimes non-existant infractions of their will, which is until you are 18, the Supreme Law of the Land.

Hey Pedro, for getting that "C" in class, go into your mother's closet and bring out the Chancletas we are going to beat you with.

by Davdav2000 September 21, 2006

Chancletazo

Getting wapped in the head with a chancleta

I was running but mami still got me with a chancletazo. I swear she should pitch in the mlb.

by Nica99 December 2, 2021

chinetas

Spanish slang for, "That is unbelievable!", or "Holy shit!"

Chinetas! Jorge, are your shoes from outer space, or what?

by jenchitaco August 23, 2009

chancletas

Noun: Cheap-ass 6 dollar slip-on open toed sandles. (sometimes worn by Jay-Z.)
Adj: being cheap or lacking style. (derogatory)

"you say you're the king of New York, you're rockin sandles with jeans, sandles with chancletas with jeans, and you're 42 years old"
"you rock chancletas with jeans"

by Cam'ron. April 22, 2006

chancletaso

The act of a Hispanic mom hitting her offspring with a sandal.

When you get home I’m going to give you tremendo chancletaso for not cleaning your room.

by La Tati December 9, 2020

brown chiclets

very hard and tiny (usually "tiny size chiclet" sized; hence the name) cling-ons.

"OMG, I think I have hemorrhoids! Nope, just brown chiclets."

by mr. grumpus pantalones January 6, 2010

sellin' chiclets

The act of quitting your mother fucking job and moving to mexico to sell cheap ass shit to tourists.

I'm going to quit this fucking job and start sellin' chiclets on the beach with my bitch.

by A-to-the-K February 18, 2009