chinsel fiber

Little pieces of debris in an unwanted area. Usually prick hairs, crumbs, or dust that is hard to remove.

Dude I spent all day cleaning my car trying to get rid of all them chinsel fibers .

by Cuck Fin July 15, 2016

Chiselicious

Extremely physically toned; have or having abnormally deep ridges delineating individual muscles and/or insane muscle definition due to exceptionally low body fat.

Usually the result of an individuals obsession with vanity and subsequent over-exercising and maintenance of an outrageously-low-fat, and possibly unhealthy, diet.

"Mike exercises soo much, dude, and all he eats are salads and kebabs. Is he crazy?"

"No, son. He just wants to be chiselicious for the summer."

by the chiseled one March 26, 2008

Cheeselagtites

Similar to stalagtites, cheeselagtites are the globs of cheese that hang from the underside of an opened pizza box.

Dude, that pizza man crushed our pie and now we have cheeselagtites hanging off the cardboard...

by wallytour January 28, 2008

Chiseler

Historically linked to thieves, but more recently associated with just about anything. Someone who picks something apart a tiny bit at a time. One can chisel on another's stash, their money, their air, their space, their game, their well-being...whatever.

You drank my last beer Neil, you worthless chiseler.

by Jshyne June 23, 2004

cheesel darger

The Cheesel Darger, contrary to popular belief, is the proper spelling to the staple in American culture, the Cheese Burger.

(Clearly inferior) Dude #1: Hey man, want a cheese burger?

(Shining pilar of the community) Dude #2: You mean a Cheesel Darger, my man?

Dude #1: Oh right, sorry, my dude.

by Cheesel daRGer November 15, 2016

cheeselog

More commenly known as a woodlouse. If you are unsure of what a woodlouse is then they are the little grey bugs with loads of legs that roll up into a ball when you flick them.
Also partial to damp.

There is a cheeselog family living in my bathroom.

by Chrissybabes23 May 26, 2005

dick cheesellor

(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)

Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.

Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!

by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019