Chicken and eggs

Translated from Spanish: pollo y huevos. A humorous way of saying penis and balls.

Did you get to play with his chicken and eggs?

by Onlylivonce July 21, 2016

Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants

An exclamation of an abundance of excitement.

"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"

by DougCo December 24, 2007

Which came first the chicken or the egg

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.

Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

by Fursu May 2, 2016

Chicken egg

it is knows as the egg of a chicken simple words bro

the chicken laid an chicken egg

by omzarex February 22, 2022

Chicken Egg

Means a person who is a loser or a disgusting new born chicken.

“You are a chicken egg” “No you fucking are!”

by The one and only.. me February 16, 2021

Chicken Egg and Cheese

A chopped female who is stinky and just reminds you of a shitty breakfast sandwich

"Yo slim that girl over there is a Chicken Egg and Cheese." Says Deejay Pauly. "Nah, odee twin she chip and dale."

by deejay slim March 26, 2025