Cheezus

The cheese Jesus
The only real God
I refuse to believe anything that isn't Cheezus.

100% real

Religious b*tch:Turn to Jesus
Me: I worship cheezus

by DogSaysHiDontConntact April 14, 2021

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holy cheezus

The Jesus of the grilled cheese world. Everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he's holy and sexy as a grilled cheezus could be. Dam I love me some cheezus!

I pray to the holy Cheezus but when I pray, I wanna eat him

by MissesToast04 November 16, 2016

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chezzuz

This is used instead of "Jesus" in a sentance. It is a mixtured of shock and disgust. It is usually followed with the turning on the persons head.

Tom- "I love you man!"
Chris- "Chezzuz!"

by Tom July 29, 2003

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CheezusMicedOfficial

If you play the video's at half speed they sound like the real song!

Hey! Stop being such a CheezusMicedOfficial

by ninjatam October 24, 2017

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Cheezus

The god of Cheese-Its. He is the patron saint of Halo 3 players. In order to gain his favor, a sacrifice of your entire team must be made. His blessings grant victory on the battlefield.

Private Arbolez betrays his teammate zogmufukui and then kills himself to gain Cheezus' favor.
Zogmufukui: WTF man!
Private Arbolez: Don't worry bro, Cheezus will let us win.
End of Match, their team wins.
Private Arbolez: Cheezus be praised.
Zogmufukui: Whatever...

by tehgreatestmanevar September 2, 2013

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