4 definitions by Dave Nova

Cheezus

"Pray to Cheezus every day and he might just not eat you soul"

by Dave Nova May 27, 2017

A lie we tell ourselves because apperenly fucking the first person you're even remotly attracted to is "inhumane". Pfft.

"What people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals ti breed."
- Rick Sanches

by Dave Nova May 27, 2017

An ass of a male stretched out by frequent dick-insertion
A person possessing such an ass is called a Gaius

- I heard johny is into recieving anal from his boyfriend. I bet he is such a Gaius.

Gay Ass (Gaius)

by Dave Nova May 27, 2017

"What? Noo, I'm perfectly fine, mom. No no, don't worry about me! Don't you see the smile on my face?"

by Dave Nova May 27, 2017