Chew The Dog

The action of giving a male oral satisfaction.

Bob: What are you and the girl up to tonight?

Joe: We're going to go back to my place and she's going to Chew The Dog all night long.

by dead2lock February 4, 2010

Chew My Dew

This word was created by Joel S. in the 21st century. Joel S. is the raddest rad person you shall ever meet.

1.) It means to buckle down and work.

2.) Dew = Experiances/lessons, and chew means to think and learn from them.

1.) I wish Ruth would stop being lazy and just chew her dew!

2.) After all I've been through, I've really learned to chew my dew.

by IloveJoel March 11, 2009

chew on this dick

Head so good you go cray

"Hey little ma, how bout you chew on this dick?"

by J&Mmafia September 12, 2017

dog chew toy

an act of showing one's testicles by pulling them up over one's boxers, shorts, etc. and leaving them there to hang and parade them around to people. Thus, with only the testicles showing, and the lack of blood flow to the scrotum, they actually look like a dog chew toy.

"i whipped out the dog chew toy on my sleeping roomate after slapping him in the face."

by bigpeaks420 September 9, 2006

deja chew

When you wake up to discover your dog has completely destroyed their dog bed again.

Every time I have to clean up a bunch of dog bed stuffing I get this strong deja chew feeling.

by Heidi Hole July 29, 2025

chewdicka

noun. an extremely hairy girl - typically of italian or indian descent - who has a penchant for sucking on massive cocks... and, upon finishing the knobslob runs laps around the neighborhood screaming like a crazed wookie

Hey Steve, I never pegged your wife for a chewdicka, but now that she I see her running around the block, I see the accusations ring true

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

Chewdaism

Chewdaism can be what ever you make it It could be a religion, life style, codes to live by, or just some to get your history teacher to start ranting about how you're not allowed to start "cults" involving his name. But Chewdaism follows the teachings of Mickey Chew (A teacher at Valley Center High school) and Not going to the Groves where filthy activities occur. To obtain more information about about chewdaism please go to www. Chewdaism .org (Keep in mind we had to space because Urban dictionary doesn't allow links)

Chewdaism: A Religion. Wow Alan, You are such A chewdist! Mickey Chew is the god of Chewdaism!!

by Douglas Dimmadome October 28, 2019